"Yeah, she's so black. I'd call her [That] for sure."
-Topher
This was funny for a few reasons. Because 1.) it just was. 2.) he had only been home from his mission for like 24 hours and 3.) It totally played with the ongoing joke we have about Willy calling our dark friend Victoria a certain word. haha. Oh geez.
"The boat is sinking and I have seen Titanic and this will not end well."
-Snooki
Ok. The girl is pretty dumb but ridiculously funny. I wonder how funny she will be when she's sober..you know? Since she's all knocked up now or whatever. Well, the boat scene from last week with her and Deena...
"Shark?! SHARK? SHARK.."
-Deena
...I.was.dying.
"Yeah. Get brown!"
-Easton
Can I just say that I love that he's dating someone who works at a tanning salon?! Because I do :)
"I want to make babies with everyone in this room."
-Travis, We the Kings
Pretty sure everything he said that night on stage was sexual and it was pretty funny. I can't even write some of them down. haha. This quote was way before he said "OK, now let's sing a song all about sexual intercourse." (picture that said in the most serious voice.) HA. that guy...smh
"I just want to make out with everyone."
-Travis, We the Kings and Vicky
Travis originally said this at the concert. We laughed. Hard. Vicky repeated it as we walked into Cafe Rio and the guy walking out of Cafe Rio was like "WHAAAT?" I'm pretty sure he was totally ready to make out with her. For a second I was like, "OMG, do it!" So funny. He was pretty cute too. But then I think he felt awkward and was like.. "..just kidding *insert awkward, laugh*" Dang it Vicky. Your white chocolate prince was right there in front of you at that Cafe Rio on that magical night and you just let him walk away. Only you have to live with that. YOU. [hahaha. jk]
"Me and Snooki are the Ross and Rachel of the house right now."
-Vinny
haha. But seriously, if they hook up again... I'll just flip! I mean, Jionni already has to deal with the whole Mike thing. OMG. and now the baby thing too. OY. Random thought: What if her baby isn't really Jionni's? sad. I mean, I'm sure it really is his but still. That could be a reality show? "Guidette Mom--Snooki's quest to find the Juice Head who impregnated her." totally kidding. Dang it...I really do like her. :'(
"Wow. Are you guys all pregnant right now?"
-Coleman in reference to Vicky, Ariana and I thinking everything sounded good to eat after the concert.
Ok, so what? We were just hungry and couldn't decide on what sounded better.
"Wingers?"
"OHH yeah. I LOVE wingers."
"Cafe Rio."
"MMMM. Burritos. yeah."
yeah. that went on for a while. SORRY, Cole!
"Uhhh, Use a blinker or something."
-McKenzie about the guy on the motorized cart/wheel chair thingy that buzzed right in front of us while we were pulling out of the second level of the parking garage.
hahahhaha I kid you not. I wish I would have taken a picture but I was laughing so hard I couldn't even see because my eyes wouldn't open. No, I'm not making fun of people with handicaps at all. But I didn't even see this guy coming and he was in the lane like he was car and was cruising like 20 miles an hour or something. I almost hit him on accident. Luckily I didn't...That would have been bad. HA. I still can't get over the sight.
"Did I leave any Air Heads at your house last night?"
-Nieko
Fact--We went to boondocks on Saturday and Nieko bought like 12 Air Heads with his tickets. FACT numero dos--He ate almost all of them in one night and really couldn't believe it the next day. SugarRush!
"Ladies, you're beautiful!"
-Random guy to Kenzie and I as we were walking out of the theatre.
Ok, I had a couple of thoughts that went through my mind. 1.) wow. that was really nice. 2.) why don't boys do that more often? and 3.) omg. I just watched a movie about a beautiful/innocent girl who gets abducted by some creepo...GAH. Don't mess with me, man.
So..the # 3 thought was only for a split second but I guess I understand why random guys don't do that more often. haha. But seriously. So nice!
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
So Bad.
I know I've talked about my natural attraction to the "bad boy" before but GAH! After the We The Kings/Mayday Parade concert this last weekend and Mac Miller concert a couple of weeks ago, I've realized that I have a problem. Sure, it's not like I'm going to chase after someone like that nor do I truly want a "BAD" boy because in fact, I really do like boys who are nice and clean cut too. But I just likes what I see, you know?! It's like when I used to see "Tat Boy" at the gym all the time in school. I was pretty sure I was in love with him. But, we never said more than "hey" or "What's up." But he was hot. Or like when I first met some of my guy friends here and I kind of wanted to make them wear their fake diamond studs everyday but I didn't really tell them that because, um... that's a little weird :/ Not because I "liked" them or whatever but just because I like looking at it!! sue me.
Really...Tats. Long Hair. Earrings. Anything that has to do with being a musician/beat boxing, breakdancing or fighting...it's like "Dangggg boy.. I'm not going to chase after you but you're hot. Smokin' hot." haha
Yes, I realize how pathetic it all sounds. but get real. Girls, go with me on this one and tell me that you don't agree:
Vampires:
Edward Cullen vs Damon Salvatore.
uuhh DAMON--you're bad. you're hot. I love you.
Music:
Eminem vs idk...Any country singer. haha. (no offense to the country singers of the world at all but I realized that all of the musicians I was comparing him too were all pretty BA and I loved them so I had to just go opposite.)
But really. Eminem. Hello. I just love me a tatted up rapper straight from Detroit! This could also include, and is not limited to, any BA singer, guitar player, drummer..any of it, really..It's like all you have to do is put them in a band, give them some tats or some earings and they instantly get hotter. Not sure what it is but those musicians *shakes fist* WOOW! (Brandi, that was for you)
Moral of the story is...It doesn't make sense, but:
But don't you worry "good boys"--You win in the end. But while you're waiting for the girls to figure that out...keep staying nice and super good looking... and...maybe take up the guitar or learn to beatbox or breakdance or something.
haha. JUST KIDDING ;)
but not kidding.
Ok, Semi-Kidding!
Really...Tats. Long Hair. Earrings. Anything that has to do with being a musician/beat boxing, breakdancing or fighting...it's like "Dangggg boy.. I'm not going to chase after you but you're hot. Smokin' hot." haha
Yes, I realize how pathetic it all sounds. but get real. Girls, go with me on this one and tell me that you don't agree:
Vampires:
Edward Cullen vs Damon Salvatore.
uuhh DAMON--you're bad. you're hot. I love you.
Music:
Eminem vs idk...Any country singer. haha. (no offense to the country singers of the world at all but I realized that all of the musicians I was comparing him too were all pretty BA and I loved them so I had to just go opposite.)
But really. Eminem. Hello. I just love me a tatted up rapper straight from Detroit! This could also include, and is not limited to, any BA singer, guitar player, drummer..any of it, really..It's like all you have to do is put them in a band, give them some tats or some earings and they instantly get hotter. Not sure what it is but those musicians *shakes fist* WOOW! (Brandi, that was for you)
Moral of the story is...It doesn't make sense, but:
But don't you worry "good boys"--You win in the end. But while you're waiting for the girls to figure that out...keep staying nice and super good looking... and...maybe take up the guitar or learn to beatbox or breakdance or something.
haha. JUST KIDDING ;)
but not kidding.
Ok, Semi-Kidding!
Friday, February 24, 2012
What the What?!
1.) A saw a "Celebuzz" update on my fbook today that said something like "JB and Selena step out for a sweet treat." Of course I clicked the link only to find THIS image:
What the Dye Job, JB and your freakishly girlish figure in that outfit?? WHAT THE WHAT?! Not gunna lie.. I thought you were Selena with a horrible hack job. I mean, I love you JB. Like a lot. But why do you need hairs like your gf? and lose that long, tight shirt please! (Don't be decieved people. It might seem to hit the right part of his jeans..I mean Capri's as Sav pointed out.. but you know his pants are sagged less than mid-crack. Therefore...freakishly long shirt.)
*smh*
2.) What about the rumors that Rihanna and Chris Brown are dating again or whatever? What kind of sick joke is that?! 3 words--He.hit.you. BAM.
3.) Did you hear what Lil' Kim said about Nicki Minaj's performance on the Grammy's? "If you have to make a song called 'Stupid Hoe,' you must be a stupid hoe." WHAT THE? haha. Sure, her performance was wack, but I just can't believe some of these *stars* and the balls they have to say some of the crap they do. At first I'm like, "What the?" but then I just laugh because it's so funny!
Bonus WTW [because honestly, everyone's been meaning to say it] goes to people who post the most ridiculous things on their fbook status every two seconds. Unless it's some kind of drama, hot gossip, or random hook up (Ok, I know this one doesn't really happen but it would be funny/slutty if it did. haha but whatev) then we probably don't want to see it blow up our news feed multiple times a day. heck, for some...every hour.. WHAT THE WHAT?! Post a few times a day--that's totally fine. That keeps avid facebookers like me satisfied. But 10+ a day is like.. uhhh. Verge of DF worthy. sorry. had to be said.
So glad it's the weekend! Mayday Parade and We the Kings concert today and then Birthday Fun tomorrow with my Kenzington :) yes!
What the Dye Job, JB and your freakishly girlish figure in that outfit?? WHAT THE WHAT?! Not gunna lie.. I thought you were Selena with a horrible hack job. I mean, I love you JB. Like a lot. But why do you need hairs like your gf? and lose that long, tight shirt please! (Don't be decieved people. It might seem to hit the right part of his jeans..I mean Capri's as Sav pointed out.. but you know his pants are sagged less than mid-crack. Therefore...freakishly long shirt.)
*smh*
2.) What about the rumors that Rihanna and Chris Brown are dating again or whatever? What kind of sick joke is that?! 3 words--He.hit.you. BAM.
3.) Did you hear what Lil' Kim said about Nicki Minaj's performance on the Grammy's? "If you have to make a song called 'Stupid Hoe,' you must be a stupid hoe." WHAT THE? haha. Sure, her performance was wack, but I just can't believe some of these *stars* and the balls they have to say some of the crap they do. At first I'm like, "What the?" but then I just laugh because it's so funny!
Bonus WTW [because honestly, everyone's been meaning to say it] goes to people who post the most ridiculous things on their fbook status every two seconds. Unless it's some kind of drama, hot gossip, or random hook up (Ok, I know this one doesn't really happen but it would be funny/slutty if it did. haha but whatev) then we probably don't want to see it blow up our news feed multiple times a day. heck, for some...every hour.. WHAT THE WHAT?! Post a few times a day--that's totally fine. That keeps avid facebookers like me satisfied. But 10+ a day is like.. uhhh. Verge of DF worthy. sorry. had to be said.
So glad it's the weekend! Mayday Parade and We the Kings concert today and then Birthday Fun tomorrow with my Kenzington :) yes!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Wednesday's Witty Words of the Week
"Hunny, I've ran out of drinks to cope with that one."
-Client
I'm not a drinker or whatever, but I'm pretty sure that if I was that me and this women would be good friends. Well that and if I lived on the East Coast, of course. So funny.
"ohhh I love Peace." *insert "hand sign" and uhh. yeah.
-Nieko.
yuck.
"Why do people look better in the dark?" -Me
"Because people look tan in the dark. Like, you look really black right now." -Ariana
My reaction: "YES!!!!!!" see--I don't "strongly prefer light skinned people." Puhlease, Harvard.
"I don't know time language. Like, if someone says quarter past two..like, just say it's 2:30!"
-Snooki
haha. She's the best.
"Jenn--Your soulmate!"
-Nieko in reference to the 'snuggie boy' at Denny's.
Ok, let's get something straight. 1.) My onsie is way cuter than the snuggie bidness that kid had on 2.) I wouldn't even wear my onsie to Denny's 3.) just because two people appreciate the same kind of comfort, it doesn't make them meant for each other..haha and 4.) meh. maybe if he were more attractive :)
"Girlfriends...What a load of CRAP."
-Justin, Sunday School teacher
This kid just stopped in the middle of teaching to ask where my brother was. I told him he went to his g/f's ward to hear her talk. That was his response. Not super reverent or relevant to the lesson but super funny.
“If you hurt your back Jersey turnpiking, that's Deena problems.”
-Pauly D
We can't be sure what really made her hurt her back...:/ But guaranteed it was doing something along those lines. Deena problems is right.
"I havent' talked to you in like 2 days. I feel like our friendship is slipping."
-Easton via phone call
Silly Easton. That's code for "let's catch each other up on the gossip!" haha. I love it.
"I'm not taking part in this soup kitchen." x3
-Sam in reference to our friend 'Kissing Tree.'
I don't even know what that means really.. haha but he kept saying it. All I know is we were trying to link everyone in our group via a "kissing tree" to make sure everyone was connected together by the people they've kissed. Yep, we're all pretty much linked together. That's real friendship. haha. OK. Sick. No. More sick? The JS Smush tree. ew. We be keeping it PG, yo :)
"Did you get my 'Junk Mail'?"
-Schmidt, New Girl
Yes. He was referring to a 'Sext.' haha.
"Who are you talking to?" -Cole
"Whaaaat? what?" -Me, in a panic from being woken up.
"It sounds like you're having an argument or disagreeing with someone or something.." -Cole
I don't remember the rest because I was in such a deep sleep, but I think I remember saying something to him about a fire (which was in my dream) and making up some excuse or something. Apparently I was disagreeing or having an argument with "someone" out loud while I was sleeping. I woke up this morning and remembered Cole waking me up and saying that but I don't remember anything about talking in my sleep. But I was creeped out this morning... I guess I shouldn't have watched that Ghost movie this week... Toby?! (haha, liz.) Good thing Cole didn't record that. Embarrassing.
-Client
I'm not a drinker or whatever, but I'm pretty sure that if I was that me and this women would be good friends. Well that and if I lived on the East Coast, of course. So funny.
"ohhh I love Peace." *insert "hand sign" and uhh. yeah.
-Nieko.
yuck.
"Why do people look better in the dark?" -Me
"Because people look tan in the dark. Like, you look really black right now." -Ariana
My reaction: "YES!!!!!!" see--I don't "strongly prefer light skinned people." Puhlease, Harvard.
"I don't know time language. Like, if someone says quarter past two..like, just say it's 2:30!"
-Snooki
haha. She's the best.
"Jenn--Your soulmate!"
-Nieko in reference to the 'snuggie boy' at Denny's.
Ok, let's get something straight. 1.) My onsie is way cuter than the snuggie bidness that kid had on 2.) I wouldn't even wear my onsie to Denny's 3.) just because two people appreciate the same kind of comfort, it doesn't make them meant for each other..haha and 4.) meh. maybe if he were more attractive :)
"Girlfriends...What a load of CRAP."
-Justin, Sunday School teacher
This kid just stopped in the middle of teaching to ask where my brother was. I told him he went to his g/f's ward to hear her talk. That was his response. Not super reverent or relevant to the lesson but super funny.
“If you hurt your back Jersey turnpiking, that's Deena problems.”
-Pauly D
We can't be sure what really made her hurt her back...:/ But guaranteed it was doing something along those lines. Deena problems is right.
"I havent' talked to you in like 2 days. I feel like our friendship is slipping."
-Easton via phone call
Silly Easton. That's code for "let's catch each other up on the gossip!" haha. I love it.
"I'm not taking part in this soup kitchen." x3
-Sam in reference to our friend 'Kissing Tree.'
I don't even know what that means really.. haha but he kept saying it. All I know is we were trying to link everyone in our group via a "kissing tree" to make sure everyone was connected together by the people they've kissed. Yep, we're all pretty much linked together. That's real friendship. haha. OK. Sick. No. More sick? The JS Smush tree. ew. We be keeping it PG, yo :)
"Did you get my 'Junk Mail'?"
-Schmidt, New Girl
Yes. He was referring to a 'Sext.' haha.
"Who are you talking to?" -Cole
"Whaaaat? what?" -Me, in a panic from being woken up.
"It sounds like you're having an argument or disagreeing with someone or something.." -Cole
I don't remember the rest because I was in such a deep sleep, but I think I remember saying something to him about a fire (which was in my dream) and making up some excuse or something. Apparently I was disagreeing or having an argument with "someone" out loud while I was sleeping. I woke up this morning and remembered Cole waking me up and saying that but I don't remember anything about talking in my sleep. But I was creeped out this morning... I guess I shouldn't have watched that Ghost movie this week... Toby?! (haha, liz.) Good thing Cole didn't record that. Embarrassing.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Murp.
Ok, Seriously? I suck. I was going over some past posts and realized that lately it's turned into weekend updates, wednesday's witty words, a few pictures here and there and a random blurb on Friday. Sure, that's just dandy but I really do have things to say like I used too; that hasn't changed. I just haven't made the time to sit and jot them down. I've been slacking. Boo. Here's why:
About a couple weeks ago I found myself in this really weird place. Let's not get into it again other than to say that I boarded Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' for a minute I think. I've been trying to work on a few things. You know.. taking care of my own bidness and what not. It's been a little difficult. Ok, there I go. I will stop. Things are good. I just think that in my attempt to get off said "cookoo caboose" I kind of stopped wanting to rant about other people's bull and well, let's be honest, that's what this blog turned into for a while. And you guys loved it. I mean, all of my dating posts, virtual b slaps, and posts with hidden messages kind of got out of hand but those are the posts that always seem to get the most hits. Murp...:/ Sorrrry.
I'm not saying those things will stop. [we all love a good virtual B slap on a random tuesday] I'm just saying that I haven't been doing as good of a job keeping up because I've been taking care of myself for once and it's been really good. I'm getting it upder control. I'm still figuring crap out, but aren't we always? Anyways, let's just declare this the first blog-post slippage of 2012 and move on. K? I think I'm just going to try to go back to the posts where I don't think about things and just type about whatever is going through my brain (which is kind of scary.. ha.)
So here you go--the update: (sorry in advance for the length)
So this weekend I had to make Chex Mix for 100 people for Linger Longer (a ridiculous name for an 'event' whose sole purpose is meant for the singles in the ward to get to know each other while stuffing their faces with treats in hopes that some dates and, if we're lucky, marriage proposals will come to past) BOO. That's how I feel about that. Ok, don't get me wrong, the idea makes sense: "Let's get to know each other and mingle!" *insert sarcastic thumbs up* but let's be honest...We're already at church for three hours (which I love love and in no way am complaining) but when your church gets out at 4 and the sun is basically about to set..WHO WANTS TO LINGER THAT MUCH LONGER? I don't. But maybe that's because my lack of committee help has ruined Linger Longer for me forever. Gah. All I have to say about this one is a.) Chex mix is annoying to make. Did you know you have to bake that crap for like, ever?! b.) As if going to walmart on a weekly basis (I swear) wasn't embarrassing enough...do you know how much cereal it takes to make chex mix for 100 people? Uh.. about 16 boxes. TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSING. Like, I couldn't even get the other stuff I needed for our apartment because I was so embarrassed. People stare when you have that much cereal in your cart. And because my committe basically only gets two cents for a budget I had to get the off brand. omg. I was dying.
Yeah. That was an interesting Saturday. But I spent the rest of the weekend doing a whole lot of nothing which was nice. I mean, I didn't stay up too late, I spent some quality time with the brother, caught up on some Redbox movies. Ok. I actually just counted how many I watched this weekend. wow. Pathetic. But yeaaaaah. Rent Real Steel. I really liked it. haha. Anyways, It was just a good weekened--totally needed. Thank goodness for that extra day off yesterday so I could get some real stuff done!
The rest of the update in a nutshell is just people changing, people being being dumb...you know, the usual. But I usually just laugh and think. "Wow. I love that you think you're THAT cool." or "wow. Just pull it together." There was a lot of that kind of talk/thoughts this last week. But after discussing it with a friend the other day who said "Change means progression.." I couldn't agree with them more. I mean, I've always known that was the case with change but sometimes change is hard to welcome and I'm still learning how to do it. There is a lot of change in the midst, even if it's just little things I'm noticing right now. But that just means that people are progressing and that I'm progressing and that's something I've actually been praying for a lot the last couple of weeks. I guess we just have to learn to adapt to it and keep moving no matter what happens or how hard it is at that time. Even if things are really hard for a while... one day they just stop being hard.
That leads into my final thing. Remember around this time last year when I was a loser and had like 2 friends in Utah and one of them was my Hometeacher? Oh yeah. funny. Well, I was on Facebook this morning and saw that today is this girl from my old ward's birthday. Sounds lame right considering I haven't talk to her since I threw her a birthday party at my apartment a year ago from today in an attempt to be social and get to know people, right? But it's important. I didn't know it at the time but I met some VIP's at that party. Sure, I didn't think I would see Easton, Nieko or Pedro (Willy) ever again, let alone be friends with them after that weird night. But I did. And it's been a pretty fun year :) ... Yet another testiment that our first impressions aren't always correct. Homies, aren't you glad we gave each other a chance?! haha. oh geez. don't mind me while I get sentimental..haha. [said the girl who cried at the end of 'Bridesmaids :/].
See. My point of it all is that things can be sucky for a long time and then one day... whatever day it actually was...things just changed. And they are still changing and will continue changing. But things can't stay sucky forever :) So whatever suckage you might be in--Just hang in there!
About a couple weeks ago I found myself in this really weird place. Let's not get into it again other than to say that I boarded Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' for a minute I think. I've been trying to work on a few things. You know.. taking care of my own bidness and what not. It's been a little difficult. Ok, there I go. I will stop. Things are good. I just think that in my attempt to get off said "cookoo caboose" I kind of stopped wanting to rant about other people's bull and well, let's be honest, that's what this blog turned into for a while. And you guys loved it. I mean, all of my dating posts, virtual b slaps, and posts with hidden messages kind of got out of hand but those are the posts that always seem to get the most hits. Murp...:/ Sorrrry.
I'm not saying those things will stop. [we all love a good virtual B slap on a random tuesday] I'm just saying that I haven't been doing as good of a job keeping up because I've been taking care of myself for once and it's been really good. I'm getting it upder control. I'm still figuring crap out, but aren't we always? Anyways, let's just declare this the first blog-post slippage of 2012 and move on. K? I think I'm just going to try to go back to the posts where I don't think about things and just type about whatever is going through my brain (which is kind of scary.. ha.)
So here you go--the update: (sorry in advance for the length)
So this weekend I had to make Chex Mix for 100 people for Linger Longer (a ridiculous name for an 'event' whose sole purpose is meant for the singles in the ward to get to know each other while stuffing their faces with treats in hopes that some dates and, if we're lucky, marriage proposals will come to past) BOO. That's how I feel about that. Ok, don't get me wrong, the idea makes sense: "Let's get to know each other and mingle!" *insert sarcastic thumbs up* but let's be honest...We're already at church for three hours (which I love love and in no way am complaining) but when your church gets out at 4 and the sun is basically about to set..WHO WANTS TO LINGER THAT MUCH LONGER? I don't. But maybe that's because my lack of committee help has ruined Linger Longer for me forever. Gah. All I have to say about this one is a.) Chex mix is annoying to make. Did you know you have to bake that crap for like, ever?! b.) As if going to walmart on a weekly basis (I swear) wasn't embarrassing enough...do you know how much cereal it takes to make chex mix for 100 people? Uh.. about 16 boxes. TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSING. Like, I couldn't even get the other stuff I needed for our apartment because I was so embarrassed. People stare when you have that much cereal in your cart. And because my committe basically only gets two cents for a budget I had to get the off brand. omg. I was dying.
Oh and let's not forget about c.) aka. I burnt the crap out of my hand. Like ouch. Bad. This ticked me off...forcing me to quit making the regular chex mix which resulted in going to Walmart AGAIN to get stuff to finish making the sweet chex which is 100 times easier and better. Anways, I ended up venting to the nice mexican cashier woman and said some things I'm not super proud of.. I digress.
Yeah. That was an interesting Saturday. But I spent the rest of the weekend doing a whole lot of nothing which was nice. I mean, I didn't stay up too late, I spent some quality time with the brother, caught up on some Redbox movies. Ok. I actually just counted how many I watched this weekend. wow. Pathetic. But yeaaaaah. Rent Real Steel. I really liked it. haha. Anyways, It was just a good weekened--totally needed. Thank goodness for that extra day off yesterday so I could get some real stuff done!
The rest of the update in a nutshell is just people changing, people being being dumb...you know, the usual. But I usually just laugh and think. "Wow. I love that you think you're THAT cool." or "wow. Just pull it together." There was a lot of that kind of talk/thoughts this last week. But after discussing it with a friend the other day who said "Change means progression.." I couldn't agree with them more. I mean, I've always known that was the case with change but sometimes change is hard to welcome and I'm still learning how to do it. There is a lot of change in the midst, even if it's just little things I'm noticing right now. But that just means that people are progressing and that I'm progressing and that's something I've actually been praying for a lot the last couple of weeks. I guess we just have to learn to adapt to it and keep moving no matter what happens or how hard it is at that time. Even if things are really hard for a while... one day they just stop being hard.
That leads into my final thing. Remember around this time last year when I was a loser and had like 2 friends in Utah and one of them was my Hometeacher? Oh yeah. funny. Well, I was on Facebook this morning and saw that today is this girl from my old ward's birthday. Sounds lame right considering I haven't talk to her since I threw her a birthday party at my apartment a year ago from today in an attempt to be social and get to know people, right? But it's important. I didn't know it at the time but I met some VIP's at that party. Sure, I didn't think I would see Easton, Nieko or Pedro (Willy) ever again, let alone be friends with them after that weird night. But I did. And it's been a pretty fun year :) ... Yet another testiment that our first impressions aren't always correct. Homies, aren't you glad we gave each other a chance?! haha. oh geez. don't mind me while I get sentimental..haha. [said the girl who cried at the end of 'Bridesmaids :/].
See. My point of it all is that things can be sucky for a long time and then one day... whatever day it actually was...things just changed. And they are still changing and will continue changing. But things can't stay sucky forever :) So whatever suckage you might be in--Just hang in there!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Water's my favorite...I shouldn't be allowed to venture out.
Dear Chick-fil-A,
I really enjoy your lemonade. No. Scratch that. I LOVE your lemonade. But my body can't handle all the sugar....
I think we need a break :(
Love,
Jenn Iapologizetomyfriendsforactinglikeacrazyperson Hansen
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Oh yeah--It's Wednesday.
"He's such an annoying."
-Deena
let's just say this was right...at least she used "an" instead of "a"...uh...Thumbs up?
"You're a fun."
-Snooki
I had to put this one and Deena's "an annoying" comment next to each other. So funny but like, really?
"I'm bored. Tell me your secret!"
-Vicky
Pretty sure her world was crushed when I told her that I had made up the whole thing about our friend Chris being in HSM 1 and 2....and kept it going for like 6 weeks. haha. best joke of my life.
"Want me to get it for you?"
-Amanda in reference to someone's blemish
This led into a conversation about how some people can pop other people's zits and actually like doing it and how other people are completely disgusted by it. haha.
"Jenn and I are going to do a white version/parody of Nicki Minaj's Dungeon Dragon!" -Victoria
"But Victoria....You're black." -Brad
Ready to play two truths and a lie?
1.) We were actually excited about our idea even though we wouldn't actually do it.
2.) Vicky is the whitest black person we all know.
3.) I called up Nicki Minaj and she's going to be in the video.
Yeah.
"I'm glad Lady Gaga didn't win anything. I hate that [B]"
-Nieko
Amen. Sorry Gaga. You've had some good songs but like the entertainment world is saying..."You got Adeled."
“In Arkansas, everything is dark out. So, it's dark always.”
-Snooki
Alright, I know that I mostly only quote Deena and Snooki but how can you not? They say the most ridiculous things! We think she was talking about Alaska? #Drunkmuch?
"It's Easy!" -Liz
"YOU'RE EASY...ohjustkiddingnoyou'renot" -Me.
Ok, I said it without thinking and quickly retracted the comment.
"Even [So and So] would be old here."
-Easton
Totally not a dis at all. Pure truth. The Mac Miller concert was packed with 9 year olds I swear. We even saw one smoking. WTH? ...Ogden.
"Uh, can I get a grease pizza with an extra side of grease?"
-Basically everyone at the Pie after seeing the Pizza Cole and Easton and I ordered.
Seriously, I may never eat at the Pie again after that. Or just never order that kind again. 3 grease napkins later....BLECK!
"Oh my. Sorry. Mob Wives is making me feel angry and I just realized I am angry at that plan just because of this show."
-Text from Nieko
hahaha. This had me laughing so hard. It's true though. Mob Wives will make you want to 1.) fight other people or 2.) make people get into fights just so you can watch....all over nothing, really.
"A leopard never sheds its stripes."
-Deena
*Crickets*
-Deena
let's just say this was right...at least she used "an" instead of "a"...uh...Thumbs up?
"You're a fun."
-Snooki
I had to put this one and Deena's "an annoying" comment next to each other. So funny but like, really?
"I'm bored. Tell me your secret!"
-Vicky
Pretty sure her world was crushed when I told her that I had made up the whole thing about our friend Chris being in HSM 1 and 2....and kept it going for like 6 weeks. haha. best joke of my life.
"Want me to get it for you?"
-Amanda in reference to someone's blemish
This led into a conversation about how some people can pop other people's zits and actually like doing it and how other people are completely disgusted by it. haha.
"Jenn and I are going to do a white version/parody of Nicki Minaj's Dungeon Dragon!" -Victoria
"But Victoria....You're black." -Brad
Ready to play two truths and a lie?
1.) We were actually excited about our idea even though we wouldn't actually do it.
2.) Vicky is the whitest black person we all know.
3.) I called up Nicki Minaj and she's going to be in the video.
Yeah.
"I'm glad Lady Gaga didn't win anything. I hate that [B]"
-Nieko
Amen. Sorry Gaga. You've had some good songs but like the entertainment world is saying..."You got Adeled."
“In Arkansas, everything is dark out. So, it's dark always.”
-Snooki
Alright, I know that I mostly only quote Deena and Snooki but how can you not? They say the most ridiculous things! We think she was talking about Alaska? #Drunkmuch?
"It's Easy!" -Liz
"YOU'RE EASY...ohjustkiddingnoyou'renot" -Me.
Ok, I said it without thinking and quickly retracted the comment.
"Even [So and So] would be old here."
-Easton
Totally not a dis at all. Pure truth. The Mac Miller concert was packed with 9 year olds I swear. We even saw one smoking. WTH? ...Ogden.
"Uh, can I get a grease pizza with an extra side of grease?"
-Basically everyone at the Pie after seeing the Pizza Cole and Easton and I ordered.
Seriously, I may never eat at the Pie again after that. Or just never order that kind again. 3 grease napkins later....BLECK!
"Oh my. Sorry. Mob Wives is making me feel angry and I just realized I am angry at that plan just because of this show."
-Text from Nieko
hahaha. This had me laughing so hard. It's true though. Mob Wives will make you want to 1.) fight other people or 2.) make people get into fights just so you can watch....all over nothing, really.
"A leopard never sheds its stripes."
-Deena
*Crickets*
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
I think the Beatles said it perfectly :)
How many times have you heard me say that I love LOVE? Probably about a billion, I'd say. I guess that's because it's the truth.
Lately I feel like I'm surrounded by a lot of mushy gushy and sometimes (rarely), sure, I want to poke out my own eyeballs and would rather cut off my own arm "127 hours" style then continue being in the exact moment I'm in with all the "cheese." BUT really...at the end of the day I do love it. Love. I mean, come on--Love makes people happy! Even if we aren't IN love with someone we still love in general.
Take me for example. I'm single [shocker] but just because I don't have a "valentine" doesn't mean that I woke up this morning and decided to put on all black and insist on stomping around depressed all day calling it "Single Awareness Day." No way jose'. I don't do that any other day so why would I do it on a day that is about celebrating love. I love love, remember? You better believe that I'm rocking the red heels and heart jewelry today!
My plans for tonight are a little odd but honestly I've decided that it's not what you do on Valentine's day... I really do think that Valentine's day is more of a feeling anyways. It's waking up in the morning, making yourself look beautiful, telling people that you love them and appreciate them, writing fun notes to make your loved ones smile, and just enjoying life and the people in it.
That's what this day is all about, people. it's a day all about LOVE, helllllrrrr. And that includes ALL kinds of love :)
If the main thing we want out of life is to be happy and we constantly seek happiness in everything we do, we really should just stop and take time to love...What better day than today?
Thank you, Beatles.
Spend time with the people you love. tell them you love them. and most importantly...SHOW them!
If I don't get the chance to tell you in person--Happy Valentine's Day.
I prolly love you :)
I prolly love you :)
Friday, February 10, 2012
Lately. Week of Goodness and Joy :)
Obsession with tiny dogs....back.
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Waking up FOUR mornings in a row singing a different hymn.
Sorry Eminem, I still love you.
Hair Dye Fenzie...
Overwhelmed by my blessings.
especially all of the small but GREAT things.
Relaxing..
(more like just a time out from my crazy mind.)
At peace, I'd say.
oh, and wishing I was lounging in a place like this...
oh, and wishing I was lounging in a place like this...
Happy Weekend :)
Here's to staying strong.
Here's to staying strong.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Wednesday's Witty Words of the Week
"Guess who was on Live with Kelly today? Snooki and what's her name? J-Wowwzy??"
-Mom
Close. haha. Oh, that mother of mine. I love that she at least got part of it right!
"Come on guys, I go on dates once a week and I have a speech impediment..."
-"sponge bob,"/"DJ Flap a lot," new kid at work
This kid never shuts up about dating. He's always telling these stories to other coworkers but his desk isn't too far away from mine so I can always hear what he's saying. He thinks he's so cool for asking all these girls out and tries to convince other guys to ask girls out because "hey, I have a stutter and I still ask girls out." *insert sarcastic thumbs up* WTH? But sad part is that the other day he was talking about how he gets tons of first dates but not too many second and third ones.. Ok, sad. Stop talking about it, dude before I tear up. NOT. You're annoying.
"If you look up 'Too much Swag' in the dictionary it would have a picture of my face in it."
-Pauly D
UH HUH! Seriously love him.
"he needs Hermione..." *Said in English Accent*
-Nieko
This wasn't the only time he talked in an accent while watching "The Woman in Black" this weekend. But really, just because Harry Potter, I mean, Daniel Radcliff, was in the movie he thought that his character needed Hermione to help him solve his problems. haha. Classic. Although the movie was creepy and entertaining, part of me wishes her and Ron would have showed up at the end of the movie. Or that some sort of spell would have been cast or SOMETHING to make me not so disappointed with the ending.
"Jenn--It was like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre...You know what it looked like from the front? Johnny Depp in that Oppa Loompa Movie."
-Jamie in reference to SOMEONE who decided to hack off their own hair.
bahahahahaha. No words. My stomach was hurting from laughing so hard.
"Sorry, I just got done watching Fast and Furious."
-Ariana
Ohhh so that excuses you randomly calling people inappropriate/super funny names? hahaha. I gotcha ;)
"he open mouth kisses...kind of like Jim Carey on Dumb and Dumber. haha what if?"
-Jamie
Ok, I highly doubt that my little nephew REALLY tries to kiss her like that but if he did...omg..! You know the kiss I'm talking about right? ew. No one should have to experience that. EVERR haha. But I will take mason kisses any day :)
"I'm not washing my hands." -Snooki
"Yeah, I never do."-Deena
Ok, EW. First of all, this was right after Snooki had peed her panties (obviously she wasn't wearing pants) at the club. Ummm, HELLO! all peeing aside even...You were at a disgusting club AND you live with the Situation--you should both be washing those things 24/7.
"Ohhhhhh my gosh, I love him."
-Amanda about the "surfer boy" at the church Bball game who I ended up really disliking.
It's just the way she said it.. haha. But she really did love him. I think it was the straightened hair she liked?
"Yeah, I'll bring it."
-Number 11..AKA Surfer Boy..AKA Lord of the Douches.
I knew just how to push home boy's buttons; it was great. He back-talked me a couple of times in the middle of the game. oh boy was I fired up!! too bad we lost by 5....
"Shoooot. Give me a Brandi."
-Brandi
I told her I needed a drink after the intense church ball game we watched and this was her funny reply. [both joking of course :)] HA. love her.
"I thought for sure he was going to kiss me that night but little did I know... He liked boys."
-Wendy
hahaha. She was heart broken. I laughed. Really though, I should take a poll to see how many people this has happened too?!
"haha. uhh, make sure you're wearing a bra when I come over tomorrow night.."
-Easton
haha. Dude. I was folding my arms for the most part. and puh-lease. YOU try wearing a bra every second of your life...thank you very much ;)
"Shhhhhh. How am I supposed to kill you again?"
-Brad during a game of Murder in the Dark
I would have been even more creeped out if he knew how he was supposed to play the game! Oh Bradlee.
"You look like a walking party."
-Deena, Jersey Shore
I really think this is really their idea of the ultimate compliment. haha. I like it.
"There is nothing less sexy than a man who asks if he can kiss you?" -CeeCee, New Girl
"Really? What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?"
-Schmidt, New Girl
Ok first, I love that she said that about a guy asking a girl if he can kiss her. It might be cute sometimes but I think you should know if a girl is wanting you to kiss her for the first time. come on. But Schmidt's response? hahahaha. I want to meet the person who writes this crap.
-Mom
Close. haha. Oh, that mother of mine. I love that she at least got part of it right!
"Come on guys, I go on dates once a week and I have a speech impediment..."
-"sponge bob,"/"DJ Flap a lot," new kid at work
This kid never shuts up about dating. He's always telling these stories to other coworkers but his desk isn't too far away from mine so I can always hear what he's saying. He thinks he's so cool for asking all these girls out and tries to convince other guys to ask girls out because "hey, I have a stutter and I still ask girls out." *insert sarcastic thumbs up* WTH? But sad part is that the other day he was talking about how he gets tons of first dates but not too many second and third ones.. Ok, sad. Stop talking about it, dude before I tear up. NOT. You're annoying.
"If you look up 'Too much Swag' in the dictionary it would have a picture of my face in it."
-Pauly D
UH HUH! Seriously love him.
"he needs Hermione..." *Said in English Accent*
-Nieko
This wasn't the only time he talked in an accent while watching "The Woman in Black" this weekend. But really, just because Harry Potter, I mean, Daniel Radcliff, was in the movie he thought that his character needed Hermione to help him solve his problems. haha. Classic. Although the movie was creepy and entertaining, part of me wishes her and Ron would have showed up at the end of the movie. Or that some sort of spell would have been cast or SOMETHING to make me not so disappointed with the ending.
"Jenn--It was like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre...You know what it looked like from the front? Johnny Depp in that Oppa Loompa Movie."
-Jamie in reference to SOMEONE who decided to hack off their own hair.
bahahahahaha. No words. My stomach was hurting from laughing so hard.
"Sorry, I just got done watching Fast and Furious."
-Ariana
Ohhh so that excuses you randomly calling people inappropriate/super funny names? hahaha. I gotcha ;)
"he open mouth kisses...kind of like Jim Carey on Dumb and Dumber. haha what if?"
-Jamie
Ok, I highly doubt that my little nephew REALLY tries to kiss her like that but if he did...omg..! You know the kiss I'm talking about right? ew. No one should have to experience that. EVERR haha. But I will take mason kisses any day :)
"I'm not washing my hands." -Snooki
"Yeah, I never do."-Deena
Ok, EW. First of all, this was right after Snooki had peed her panties (obviously she wasn't wearing pants) at the club. Ummm, HELLO! all peeing aside even...You were at a disgusting club AND you live with the Situation--you should both be washing those things 24/7.
"Ohhhhhh my gosh, I love him."
-Amanda about the "surfer boy" at the church Bball game who I ended up really disliking.
It's just the way she said it.. haha. But she really did love him. I think it was the straightened hair she liked?
"Yeah, I'll bring it."
-Number 11..AKA Surfer Boy..AKA Lord of the Douches.
I knew just how to push home boy's buttons; it was great. He back-talked me a couple of times in the middle of the game. oh boy was I fired up!! too bad we lost by 5....
"Shoooot. Give me a Brandi."
-Brandi
I told her I needed a drink after the intense church ball game we watched and this was her funny reply. [both joking of course :)] HA. love her.
"I thought for sure he was going to kiss me that night but little did I know... He liked boys."
-Wendy
hahaha. She was heart broken. I laughed. Really though, I should take a poll to see how many people this has happened too?!
"haha. uhh, make sure you're wearing a bra when I come over tomorrow night.."
-Easton
haha. Dude. I was folding my arms for the most part. and puh-lease. YOU try wearing a bra every second of your life...thank you very much ;)
"Shhhhhh. How am I supposed to kill you again?"
-Brad during a game of Murder in the Dark
I would have been even more creeped out if he knew how he was supposed to play the game! Oh Bradlee.
"You look like a walking party."
-Deena, Jersey Shore
I really think this is really their idea of the ultimate compliment. haha. I like it.
"There is nothing less sexy than a man who asks if he can kiss you?" -CeeCee, New Girl
"Really? What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?"
-Schmidt, New Girl
Ok first, I love that she said that about a guy asking a girl if he can kiss her. It might be cute sometimes but I think you should know if a girl is wanting you to kiss her for the first time. come on. But Schmidt's response? hahahaha. I want to meet the person who writes this crap.
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