Don't Give Me That Look!

Driving 30 minutes to and from work everyday can be a drag, especially if you are working long hours like I have been lately. I'm not the only one who likes to make their phone calls on the drive home to pass the time. Plus, it's efficient. It's called multitasking; deal with it. (Note-I don't think this is smart to do on busy streets or in town)

Tonight on my drive home, minding my own business, I lifted up my cell phone, preparing to make a call when I looked over to my left to see a bearded old man in a camry vigorously shaking is head back and forth with a mean scowl on his face--He was disgusted with the fact that I was on my cell phone while driving.

You know what I did? I gave him a scowl right back. This dude was holding a big gulp in one hand and a cigarette in the other. As if the cig wasn't enough for me to point a finger in his direction...

So listen up, "Puff the Magic Dragon,"..I may be putting my life on the line by making a quick call but you are slowly killing yourself with that nasty smoke stick hanging from our mouth. So you don't judge me, and I won't judge you.

Thanks.

Sure, Dress up your Baby..

I love Halloween. I love the colors, the candy, the pumpkins, the fall smells, the scary movies, the decorations and even enjoy the fact that the number of creepy people in Wal*Mart double...I haven't figured out why that is yet but I enjoy it. It's so festive!

One thing that I really love is seeing little babies in their cutelittle beady costumes. The Lady Bugs, baby monkeys, cute lions and of course the Pea Pod!!

...Yeah, these parents understood the cute factor or dressing up their babies for Halloween:

I thought these were a little more interesting...Funny.. but interesting:

(Omg.. Not going to lie,I would soooo do this one if I had a fat little baby.)

These have to be a few of the worst baby costumes ever... poor children:

The fatty cheeseburger was funny.. but this.. is so mean. It's garnished and everything..

EW. Disgust.

And for the runner up for the "What Were my Parents thinking" award:

yeah... there's more than one out there. Grand Prize:

Sure, dress up your baby. Just be nice, they are babies for crying out loud. If you're going to go "Crazy" on a costume, do it on yourself. Go the Lady Gaga route and wear a meat dress but don't dress up your baby as something far from cute and hated.

We'll all judge.

Real Housewives of Atlanta... Boughetto.

I don't know if any of you have even been watching Real Housewives of Atlanta this season. I'll admit it though, I still enjoy it and DVR it every week. For those of you who haven't been keeping up with the show because you have a life, that's great! I'll save you some time and touch on the highlights of tonight's episode.

Tonight was centered around a couple of key things:

1.) Nene's decision to go until the knife to reverse her pervious "lady lump" surgery.. OH and to trim down her nostrils AND for some tummy lypo. More power to ya Nene but the surgery isn't going to solve your marriage problems. Whatev.

2.) Kim is back with Big Papa who still isn't divorced--Big Surprise. Oh and as if one "hit" song (hahaha) wasn't enough, she's ready for a new hit and has asked Kandi to help her with it. Maybe this time she will pay her. Kim wants to call it "The ring don't mean a thing." REALLY? Oh, I'm so sure that you call him Big Papa because you don't care about the money. I'm sure that ring means all sorts of things. HA.

3.) I was absolutely dying with laughter at Phaedra's baby shower. She let Dwight take care of it all and maybe it's a Southern thing but they went all out for this baby shower. She kept saying that it was like her second wedding. I kid you not, she had everyone wear big hats, which I thought was actually a really cute idea, but she had her people start turning people away because they were late, had a big revealing of her self, took dance lessons, performed the waltz and had ballerina dancers at the shower... I wasn't the only one confused. Even Kim was stunned with how over-the-top Phaedra went with her shower.

(Of course Kim "didn't" get the memo about the hat dress code. Puhlease!)

Best quotes of the episode about baby showers:

"Just sit in the rocking chair, open your gifts, eat some cake and call it a day."

-Kim Zolciak

Kandi's response to the rhinestones on Phaedra's eyes--"Totally Boughetto."

For those of you wondering what Boughetto is, it's a mix of Boughie and Ghetto--It's Boughetto! Definition help courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

1. boughetto 29 up, 8 down buy boughetto mugs, tshirts and magnets is a girl that is boughie and ghetto girl that weave is boughetto ghetto murphy lee boughie boughy boojie by Maegen Nov 11, 2007 share this 1. boughie 65 up, 9 down buy boughie mugs, tshirts and magnets High Class; acting rich or used to the finer things life has to offer That hoe needs to stop actin boughie everybody knows she frontin. by John Paul Feb 28, 2005 share this

Halloween Craft!

Modge Podged Halloween Pumpkins!

Savanna found this idea online and I decided to give it a try today as well. I love me some Modge Podge:) As you can see...The project was a success!

I used fake pumpkins that I found at Michael's. They were 60% off making them only $3.19! You can use real pumpkins as well but this way you can keep it for next year! Savanna had the best idea of using fall colored papers so you can keep them out through Thanksgiving.

I love crafts.

Teens.

There are a few things that I don't quite understand about teenagers these days. Contrary to the belief of those who already consider me to be an "old hag," It really wasn't too many years ago that I was a teenager..so really, these teens have no excuse.

Recently, I received a new 14 (almost 15) year-old niece when my sister married her husband. This has been an adjustment. It's interesting because we like a lot of the same tv shows and well, I'm hip and cool and I know it so I try to help/tell her what is what! I think she appreciates it and we get along ....most of the time.

The biggest adjustment has been being sensitive to her feelings and what she is going through and being super patient. I have to tell myself, "I'm sure you were like this when you were in high school.." but sometimes I can't help it... But I guess times really have changed. These are some of the things I've noticed while interacting with these teens over the past few months:

1.) they are super awkward.
2.) they will straight up tell/ask each other anything over the phone via text. "Do you like me?" or "I like you." ...It's freakin' weird but in the end, kind of makes sense?
3.) they hate everyone. They jump from different small groups of friends all the time because there are "so many reasons" to hate each other. I swear the root of their little fights are over facebook and text. They probably don't even remember why they even hate each other...they just do.
4.) They don't really respect people my age..
5.)everything's dramatic (ok, that's not just teens)
6.) I found out that some think that Elvis was famous in the early 1900's.. OMG. REALLY? I about died when I heard that one.

...OK, so I know these don't apply to all teens but this has been my recent experience. Don't worry, I'm learning my patience. But this whole skipping to being an aunt to a teen thing is crazy but actually pretty fun in the end. I like gossip and awkwardness so.... Sure, why not!? But I am determined to not let my niece be the awkward one. (Don't tell her dad, but the main reason why her and her little crush talk on the phone now and have their little thing is because of a few tips I gave her. hahaha, like I'm experienced or something.. really I just straight up told her...don't be awkward!) She will be popular and gosh darn it, she'll know her music outside of Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga.... I'm going to start on that one tomorrow..Music Intervention.

Fun./Steel Train

I'd been waiting for concert since I purchased the tickets in July; that's a long time. Kenzie and I made a day out of it and did some light shopping/dinner at the Gateway before heading to the concert. I even ran into Flo and Janna in the bathroom at the mall. It was magical.

Concert time finally rolled around. We finally found places to park our cars and made our way to the Venue. There was a crazy rap/ghetto/sketchy concert going on right next door and well, long story short, Kenzie and I weren't in the right line for about 30 minutes and no one told us. They were frisking people hardcore to get into this concert for something called "Nicatina?" .. something like that. We were totally out of our element but we loved it.

We finally got into the line we were supposed to be in and from there and everything was great. I had two extra tickets and so I gave them to the bf/gf combo behind us. They didn't have tickets yet and I thought, well.. these would just be going to waste, so why not make their night?? I should have at least asked for 20 bucks.. but, I'm nice like that! I'm sure I made their night. I don't get too many opportunities for service lately so.. there you go! It totally counts. So we made a couple of friends :)

The concert was a blast. I'm a little bummed that the lights were so crazy cool that my pics really didn't turn out but I took video! Here's what it was all about:

Things I will admit:

1.) I love both of these bands and they are both great live.

2.) Lead singer of Fun., Nate, is Hot in a ball cap... Especially with his swoopy bangs.

3.) Pretty sure Nate has a bob hair cut..and it works for him.

4.) Fun. had the greatest "Fun." sign that changed colors!

5.) I'm in love with Jack Antonoff, Lead singer of Steel Train and guitar/song writer for Fun. He is one of the best Live performers I've ever seen. Really. He knows how to put on a stellar show. He was jumping like crazy (even in his skinny skinny jeans), does face melting guitar solos, and has amazing pipes. There was one point where he chucked a tambourine.. great show. He was just as great with Fun. as well! Again...LoVe!

Videos will be posted on my facebook page!!

I really shouldn't be allowed to watch TV...

Whenever I have to book a hotel in a new city, I always jump on google maps. Today at work I needed to find a new hotel in the Manhattan area and this is what came up on the screen:


The first thing I noticed... "The Upper East Side." So, being a Gossip Girl fan I spent about 10 minutes scoping out the area. I even caught myself thinking "S and B live there and Dan lives wayyyyy over there" and "Oh LOOK, there's Columbia...not to far for them to take the cab each morning to school."

Ridiculous.

It's like sometimes thinking that I'm really friends with some of the Housewives, or really caring about what happens on 90210 or crying at least once EVERY time I watch The Biggest Loser...

I really shouldn't be allowed to watch TV...

Mom weekend!

This weekend the madre came for a weekend of fun. Aka: Shopping, movies and eating out. Oh and we did Frightmares for the first time. I love everything about my mom being here. I spent most of the weekend trying to convince her that she and dad need to just move to Utah since Cole is most likely going to come to SLC when he gets off the mish in December, meaning that all of her children are here. Of course, Dad would never go for it but it's worth a try!

Highlights of the weekend:

1.) Shopping at Tai Pan. Mom is obsessed with ribbon.. Especially Christmas ribbons. Well, there was one point in our Tai Pan trip (in the midst of each of us picking a new theme for our Christmas tree decor) where mom picked up a spool of red and green christmas ribbon only to have Jamie grab for it (she was hungry and wanted to leave) and mom slapped her hand away. Funny. Well, of course Jamie has to finish the fight (if you can call it that) so she picked up a spool of ribbon and chucked it at my mom. Of course, Jamie thought mom would catch it and didn't mean to hurt her or anything but instead it hit her right in the face. omg! Although funny, it was completely embarrassing. Hansen girls are not the most quiet people in the world and we tend to make a scene where ever we go. But really, try having everyone in Tai pan stopping their Christmas decor shopping and starring at you inches from calling the cops with claims of domestic violence.

2.) Frightmares. I love everything about fall and Halloween and Frightmares really sums up my love for it. I love the fog, the orange lights, the screams, the candy apples, the harvest smells and of course, the creepy people. The only thing I didn't like was that I was with a bunch of chickens. This meant that I had to lead the pack through the haunted houses.. Mom made the Frightmare experience all the better. We were chased by psychos with chain saws and made some skeleton friends. I especially loved it when a worker in costume would try to scare my mom and she would growl back at them. Every time. Funny Stuff.

3.) I will never get tired of spending weekends with my mom. It's all fun. Of course, it wouldn't be a weekend with mom with out her crying when we separate. I know I get the crying gene from her. I'm not joking. She cries everytime. What a good mother :)

Here are a couple of pics from the weekend:

My Thoughts Exactly.

"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life."

--Olive, "Easy A"

funny movie. I didn't stop laughing.

Everything.

This weekend was everything! I was able to listen to all of conference and on top of it all was able to meet up with my favorite Canadian, Mandy Atwood.

There is just something about walking downtown that is incredible. We walked around, looked at shops, chatted about everything, put money in the guitar case of a really cute musician at the gateway (embarrassing story, I went to drop the money and it started to blow away.. omg) and we even stopped to eat some amazing Brazilian food outside at the Braza Grill Express.

Neither of us had ever eaten Brazilian food and we felt like trying something new. We made a good choice!

2 things we decided while chatting:

#1-We both secretly like men with a little art work on them (I was shocked when Mandy shared the same interest.)

#2-We only get hit on by weird, creepy and awkward men. No joke. Although it is rather humorous.

All-in-all, this weekend was amazing because of Conference. I've never been so grateful to be a member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and to have a family who loves me no matter what. I am especially grateful to have men in my life who are worthy priesthood holders and for a brother who is faithfully serving a mission for the Lord.

Every time they talk about missionaries during conference I tear up.. I really can not wait for Coleman to come home! Only 2 1/2 more months. I can't wait to hear his stories, to hug him and ummm.. SHOP for him!! I seriously miss buying clothes for my favorite Bud! Every time I go shopping I have to steer myself away from the guy section because I haven't had any men to shop for. Christmas shopping here I come :)