The VMA's. Always interesting...

I don't care what you say about MTV.  It's entertaining and I love it.  Especially the VMA's.  I think it has a lot to do with my love for celebrities, music and reality/what some of you would call "trash" TV.  But I don't think it's trash at all.  In fact, even though some of the people might be a titz trashy, I would still be their friend...*cough..SNOOKI*. I digress.


If you didn't catch the VMA's here's what you missed.


1.) Gaga's sick/convincing, night long performance in drag as "Jo Calderon."

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No Joke.  It wasn't just the "I'll announce one award/preform one song as a dude" kind of thing. nope.  It was the entire night long.  She talked as if Gaga wasn't present, smoked like a chimney, and carried around her [I mean "his"] drink of choice--a glass of Scotch.  Totally weird.  And I couldn't even stand the awkwardness when "he" gave the award to B.Spears. 


2.) Bieber's "Johnson."

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Haha. OK. JB, you made your point.  Your pet snake is named after man junk.  We get it. But really, you can't just post that on your Twitter or something for a good laugh?  Instead you have to walk the Black Carpet with it?  First the wangster earrings and now the glasses AND the snake? I love you but you are getting weirder by the minute.

Come back little JB!!!!! haha.

3.) Beyonce's Baby Bump




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I seriously got so excited when she dropped the mic after one of her stellar performances and opened her blingin' blazer to announce to the world that she was having a baby Jayonce.  It was precious.  Her and Jay-Z both looked so excited! What a GENIUS way to announce it! Fab. 

4.) Adele.  Nuff said.

5.) Kevin Hart's joke/warning about STD's to everyone at the VMA's because and entire cast of Jersey Shore was present. 

ok, SO funny, right!? But did you notice that the Situation (who would most likely be voted as the King of STD's if we took a poll)was the only one not in attendance? According to his Twitter, he was stuck in Jersey because of all of the hurricane issues and couldn't make it...

If he wasn't such a fame whore I would view his absence at the VMA's, the same night they aired the embarrassing episode of him knocking himself out with the cement wall, as extremely curious.

If you didn't see that. omg.  Go watch it.

Thank you MTV for keeping us entertained :)

Jersey Shore--Getting into Character.

When we decided that we were going to have an Italy party for last night's season 4  premier of  the Jersey Shore....I, of course, took my party planning seriously even though I knew that most of my friends didn't really care about the show itself (so they say...secretly I know that they are obsessed now)  So I got a whole mess of pizza and even semi-decked out my dining area with some Italy pride!

Everyone showed up a little late but when my boys walked into my apartment for the party I was DYING!  They decided to keep it a secret that they were dressing up for the occasion.  Let's just say, they made my night and I forgot about the fact that they were late.  It was like we had our own little white (minus willy) version of the Jersey Shore right there in my apartment.





Nieko--AKA: DJ Pauly D, Willy--AKA: The Situation, Easton--AKA: Ronnie
(Obviously BEFORE T Shirt Time!)

 BAHAHA.  See why I love them?! omg. Easton even dyed his hair and dang, E...Lookin' Good :)

I was so busy getting stuff ready for the party that I hadn't gotten to do my snooki poof when the boys arrived.  The boys weren't having that.  They followed me into the bathroom and gave me pointers on how to do "the poof" based on what they had seen on the show.  Then we kind of stood there looking at ourselves in the mirror for a sec just like they do before going out to da club. haha.  No joke.   I think we were getting WAY to into character...

See for yourself:


The Situation, Snooki, Ronnie, Pauly D



Don't worry...He's not really touching my "no-no square." in fact...he's pretty far away!  haha. Like I said, we were just really in character..

It's never a dull moment with these boys :)

Here's a a recap from last night's episode so if you haven't watched it yet--stop reading:

1-I still love Jersey Shore

2-I'm still obsessed with Pauly D. 

3-The Situation's hair in season 4 is disgusting!

4-I love Single Ronnie.

5- Snooki and the Situation, say whaaaat?

6- Even though Deena and Pauly's little make out at the end was siiick.. I soooo would kiss that man. no joke!

7-JWoww? GTF.. Gym. Tan. Find out why Jenni did that to her freaking face!

HAPPY FRIDAY, GUIDOS and GUIDETTES :)

Guidos, Guidettes and the embarrassing moment of the week.

I've been getting really excited for the guidos and guidettes of JS to come back into my life really soon.  I think my excitement has been reflected in some of my recent actions...

1.) Last week I mentioned on my fbook that I found a DJ mix in my car and I seriously reminisced about DJ Pauly D like he was my friend for a few minutes and I missed him. HA! 

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hahahaha. He's my fave.

It get's worse...

2.) The other day I caught myself calling someone's behavior in their "relationship" disgusting and I'm pretty sure I said it with an jersey accent.  Umm, Sammi? [don't worry. I didn't add in the clapping and pointing.  At least, I don't think I did]

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3.) Today can go down as my embarrasing moment of the week thus far...I have this wicked scratch on my leg that's kind of deep and my coworker told me I needed to put some medicine on it.  I should have just said, "No!  That will sting" and moved on with work but that wouldn't be the "Jenn" thing to do. No way.  Instead, I lift my leg up [in a shorter dress mind you] and put it on her desk (for dramatic effect) and said..."Um. No.  It's not that bad!"

Well, right as those words came out of my mouth, I looked down the isle to my right where all other cubes are and noticed that there were three extrememly good looking younger guys that I've never seen before at FC sitting in the isle working on computers and happened to look over at that exact moment 

*insert embarassed emotions, light blushing and the desire to say something extremely inappropriate.*

SAY WHHHATT?!  How did they see me for the first time ever?  Half flashing them and saying something that could and was most likely taken in the wrong way given my stance. Awesome. Real awesome.

My instant held back reaction?  Yelling, "Kooka" and shrugging it off like nbd. hahaha. of course.  Like I said, I held back.

But as my friend Nieko said in reference to JS: the whole thing used to be a guilty pleasure but now I just love it.

I think I just confirmed that love for it and all its ridiculousness.  So, for my blog readers and JS fans--You are cordially invited to an Italian party on August 4th at my place for the premier.  No joke.