It's weird. I don't like it.
When people post things like, "Who wants to hang out?" on their Facebook status. If you get a hang-out out of this, that's great, but why can't you just text your friends and be like, "Dude, I'm bored, let's go bowling." I mean, that makes you sound a hundred times less pathetic..and weird.
When people post 8 million selfies on Instagram in one day. Home girl, we get it. You think you're really pretty today. But if I wanted to look at you all day, I would either stalk your Facebook or call you and ask you out for drinks. So, enough already. Go ahead and post one here and there, that's great! But that many in one day is just asking for people to judge you. If you don't care what people think, that's good too.. But I'll be the first one to say out loud that you are annoying annnnnnd p.s. those one's where you are making those faces where you're trying to be sexy? They aren't cute. Like, at all.
note-- If you're going to post a selfie a day, make it a good one. Moving on.
When people take the "what's on your mind" in the FB status update box literally and treat it like a therapy session. You need to get something out? I totally understand. But do us all a favor and only tell that crap to your closest friends and family [or start a blog like me so only people who really want to read your crap are reading it]. The people you no longer talk to from High School or that friend who accepted your friend request because they know they met you that one time and they didn't want to be rude, doesn't really care that you're miserable. I mean, they might care and feel bad for you a little but come on. You're seeking attention, so go get help from the right people. Really. Marriage problems, digestion problem, severe depression/suicidal thoughts.. I've seen it all. It's scary and not OK.
And while I'm at it, what's the etiquette on "liking" those kind of updates. If I like it, am I saying that I also agree that your life is horrible? or that I like that your life is horrible. I don't know. It puts me in an awkward position.
When people talk like they are a rapper (and a different race). Now, I don't want you to think that I'm assuming only a certain race raps OR refers to women as "hoes." Hello, Eminem is a white rapper and I'm pretty sure he's called women hoes before. Guaranteed. And what about the Beastie Boys? white.
[*me shamelessly bringing up just about the only famous white rappers to prove my point.* haha]
But really, this white kid I went to high school with legitimately wears wife beaters and posted this as his status today. haha. I don't even know what else to say about this one.
Dude. just... just, don't.
Oh and who cares if the "hoes" don't or do want you? Who wants a "hoe" anyways, really? Why can't you just get yourself looking so good you can't help but check yourself out in that horrible mirror of yours, take off that chain necklace, put on a real shirt, and ask a normal girl out?
Or wait? Are all girls considered Hoes to these people? I forget.
